Netflix

You might have noticed something new about the website.

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It’s kind of subtle.

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I guess you could say we found a new friend.

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Anyhow here’s how it works, first you go to their ss… No, first you realize that video stores are nasty and over priced. Then you go to our site and you click on the link to sign up with Netflix.

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And then they send you a few movie rentals for free. You see how easy this is? But wait it’s even easier.

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All you have to do is sit around at home or wherever and they come to you. You keep them as long as you want and there are never any late fees.

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And that’s good. Cuz fees are bad.

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Netflix lets you rate movies so they know what kind you like and they can improve their suggestion list for you.

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You tell’em which movies you want and when your done with this one, you get another one. That was fast.

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Getting the movies mailed to you doesn’t cost anything, neither does sending them back. All you pay is a monthly subscription which for most people cost way less then what they spend on rentals.

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But let’s say the next in queue is a romantic comedy.

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And you’ve already seen that one.

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Just jump online, every Netflix account let’s you watch movies instantly on the internet.

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So if you really want to watch a particular film right now, you don’t have to wait for the mailman.

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You can also set up different profiles for family members so everyone can rent their movies on one account. You can even buy DVD’s from them and there super cheap.

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So sign up for Netflix. Why? Because when you pay them to bring you more movies, then they’ll pay us to bring you even more movies, too… That sounds like a lot of movies… I hope you have a lot of free time… And free money…

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But the real reason we’re recommending it is it follows strict What You Ought to Know guide lines. You can try it for free, and if you don’t like it you don’t have to pay a dime… Netflix.

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You’re already sittin on your couch anyway I mean, might as well stay sittin there, bother going to the video store.

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Transcribed by: Joshua Y.

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