Our Secret Society

Friday I was talking smack about YouTube. What I should have said was… Our viewers are funnier, smarter, and better then yours. It’s true. We just didn’t realize how good we had it until you all started writing in.

You guys are the best because we asked and you wrote in and… We were just quite frankly amazed how smart you all are. You definitely have a better vocabulary then we do. All of you’re nerdyness, and funniness, and thingness, out weighs our own. So were inducting you into our secret society of 22 viewers.

We’re even including the guy who hated us, because he hated us and that makes him special. But if we already told everybody that it exists isn’t it not secret anymore?

We’re announcing this publicly because secret societies that people know about are even cooler and more enviable then secret secret societies that people don’t even know exist.

Part of any great secret society is not letting people in, it’s all about prestige, belonging, being the right kind of person. You wrote back, clearly you’re the right kind of person. But secret societies aren’t the only ones how are excusive, I tried to join Woman and Technology International, they turned me down. Sexists.

Unfortunately for me there aren’t any men in technology societies, with any cute girls. So for those of you e-mailed us, you’re in. And no one can join unless we approve’em. How does that work? Does everybody have a vote, does everybody get to vote? I kind of wanted to be the dictator of my secret society.

And to the guy who thought we were terrible, “The Seer”, send us your real e-mail address cuz your in, you can join, every group needs a hater. And that hater is you. Until we hear from you we’re just gunna have to assume you say no to everything.

Are there benefits to membership? You bet there are, first, you get to know our real names, wow, and you get to tell other people that they can’t join. It’s very exclusive. What more could you ask for?

Now joining is optional, except for you the Seer because we need you angst. Plus we already set up your account. And as for everyone else, we’ll send you a official invitation once we get the ball rolling. For all twenty-two of you.

Okay I promise tomorrow, no more wining, back on track to the real stuff, the stuff you ought to know.

Transcribed by: Joshua Y.

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