I just hate my itchy Abe Lincoln neck beard!

Hey everybody, were back. And its time for a little Underground Fashion.
UNDERGROUND FASHION!
Normally its not considered a man thing to do, but I really hate the itchies from my sprouting Abraham Lincoln neck-beard. So, one day I was at the drugstore, and I thought, This place is like a Mecca for hairless people! Theres got to be some kind of a secret to it! And you look far and wide and youll find that there is: waxing.
So I bought some, even though its clearly not a product marketed for men, which should have been my first warning sign, but hey, this ladys using it to pull the hair off her upper lip and shes looks okay.
Okay, so somewhere in the back of my mind Im thinking, Pulling out hair hurts, but hey, it doesnt hurt that much. So what do I do? Start out with a small test area and see how it goes? No way! I do waxing the man way and cover my entire neck with hot, sticky, waxy stuff, and rub it around to make sure every last hair gets in there. And then I just start tugging on it.
But it was a lot stickier than I thought, so I pulled harder, and harder, and harder, and harder until… [Ripping sound] AGGGGH!
No, there wasnt actually really any blood. But it hurt. A LOT. Using these waxing products is supposed to be like this…but I think it actuality its a lot more like this.
Id only removed a small part of the hair I started with, and the worst part–well, the second worst part after the exquisite pain–was that only about half the hair was gone from one little tiny patch. Yeah, it was a really long night.
Now, Im pretty sure that pulling the hair off the soft, front part of your neck hurts more than a lot of other places…yeah that, or ladies are really tough when it comes to looking fashionably hairless.
Youre probably wondering if I did it a second time to get off those hairs that the first draft missed…yeah, I dont want to talk about it. (Ripping sound) AGGGGH!
UNDERGROUND FASHION!
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Errgg... it is just as bad for women. You know except I have rip out a whole lot more. Legs, ...kjeracarroll
OMG that was awesome!! My husband was crazy enought to try to wax his head. He hates hair completely.jude
Watch the steripen episode...LOL I love this site, is there any way to subscribe to it so I don't have to ...Bob {207}
You know I'm really dieing inside waiting to watch the duct tape video I suggested!Bob {207}
Why can't I watch the duct tape vid?Teagan [22]
Random Duct tape link? Odd. VERY odd.Martin
I have your site for its useful and funny content and simple design.jMartin
Excellent web site I will be visiting oftenrNospinplease
LOL! That does seem like it hurt A LOT. Nice vid! LoABob {207}
I got part of my eyebrows waxed once. It wasn't overly bad but it was done professionally. it was free ...JD
Yeah! waxing really hurts.It's not for men and it hurts women as much as it hurts men. We are the ...Beta [22]
The secret to waxing is to make sure you use it on hair that is 1/4-1/2 inch long. With that ...Demoness [22]
Thank you for calling it fashionably hairless. Even armpit shaving has been around for less than 100 years.tdunks [22]
Nice. Axe deodorant expensive choice :PMrs. W
OUCH! Never have waxed but considered it from time to time - sort of. Now - definitely OFF my ...Kathy
Hi our little brothers.oKD {207}
i waxed my husbands chest hair when we were first married!! he started bleeding..oops...won't make that mistake againLaura B
I waxed my uni-brow once, pain like that is used to get information from prisoners.Meandering {207}
I have never waxed any part of my body. I had a roommate what was a ex-body buidler and ...Becky
LIES! Never trust someone on the front of a product. Their facial expressions are inaccurate representations of the ...judy
Hi, good morning to all of you... Nice Guestbook ;-) !!!Glenn
Well, in all fairness to the ladies. Men's beards tend to have very high follicle density compared to most ...john
i love this site.oIngrid [22]
I hate shaving... leg's armpits whatever... but waxing isn't the best way to go :P ... I use epilation, it ...Teagan [22]
Oooo, I see a conspiracy! To the corner!ChubzyBoy101
dont worry i suffer from the dreaded neard or nech beard also.steph {207}
At first I thought you guys were joking earlier because the video had an error. But very funny video and ...Curtis
I hate shaving, but it's a lot less painful...I think...cuz I'm not going to try that wax thing. OUCH!Snowmanincave [22]
And here I was hoping I had traveled back in time. Drat.Dandapani [22]
The blog was hosed most of the day. Couldn't log in. Didn't know my username/password/email... It's working ...Rob B {207}
that blood was sooo fake ^.^CFTW {207}
Interesting... This video was unavailable today, and it suddenly worked after I posted that link... Just something for you all ...Teagan [22]
Suddenly I like my nice smooth neck a whole lot better.ianhunn
I think I'm going to stick to shaving.Soul Sister [22]
Bahahahaha. Hilarious. Did that look like jelly/blood to anyone else?sopranomonkey [22]
Ladies are tough :) You could try Nair or some other depili... depilo... depilatory. There we go. Although, they do smell ...Scott
Ouch, I hate being first!