You'll never see him.
[Host Guy:] Let me formulate a question here for you…
[Camera Guy:] Is this like guy behind the camera interview, thing?
[Host Guy:] Yeah, sure! About you…
[Camera Guy:] My name’s Jedd. You know Brett, you now know me, kind of, maybe, depending on how much of me I will let you see.
[Host Guy:] We’re seeing everything right here…oh yeah! The whole thing! What do they, what do the people want to know about you?
[Camera Guy:] Nobody really wants to know.
[Host Guy:] They wanna know you…
[Camera Guy:] Nah, they really don’t, they just wanted to see me, see? I’ve been reading all the posts and all of you people wanted to see me, this will have to do, you got to get it out of your system. The reason behind this is because we sent our members of the secret 22 on a mission over the 22 envy week that we had, or the two weeks or whatever it was that we did. We sent them on two secret missions, then we invited them to send us on a secret mission and the overwhelming, uh, response was, we want to see the camera guy. Um, hopefully this will satisfy, because if it doesn’t, it’s gonna be a long, cold winter. Most often asked questions of guy behind the camera are #1- Can we see you? The answer to that’s obviously no. #2- Uh, I don’t think there’s anything else.
[Host Guy:] What are your dreams? What are your goals? You know, what do you want to do?
[Camera Guy:] To get back behind the camera, mostly.
[Host Guy:] Yeah, that’s a good goal.
[Camera Guy:]That’s pretty much it.
[Host Guy:] Okay, what else do you think is important to you?
[Camera Guy:] Besides the, you know, the normal “my wife, kids, family” kind of thing?
[Host Guy:] Sure, yeah, yeah…
[Camera Guy:] Uh, I would have to say desserts…desserts are extremely important, um, especially tasty ones. Ice cream is a staple all year round, doesn’t matter what the weather is outside, it can be like, you know, 40 below and a blizzard and ice cream is still acceptable.
[Host Guy:] Man, you’re devilishly handsome, look at you!
[Camera Guy:] Thank you. Okay so, yeah, most often asked question of the show would have to definitely be, are there only two of you? The answer to that is obviously yes because here I am in front of the camera and there you are…
[Host Guy:]Messin’ everything up!
[Camera Guy:] Behind the camera!
[Host Guy:] I’m doing awesome! I’m a great cameraman, right everybody? Write in and say, “You’re a great cameraman, Brett!” even if it’s a lie…that’s what I want to hear!
[Camera Guy:] Okay, the real secret, the real What You Ought To Know secret here…are you ready?
[Host Guy:] Ready.
[Camera Guy:] This is it. This is the, this is the expose right here…….whenever we write something, everyone always says, you know, how do you guys write it, whatever, it goes like this: We’ll come up with an idea together, then Brett will do all the research because he’s a mad genius at finding things on the Internet, and then he will inevitably say, “This sucks! You need to make it funny.” And he’ll hand me the script, and I’ll try really hard to make it funny, and then he’ll take it back and change all my jokes and we shoot it.
[Host Guy:] That’s not really, totally true, though.
[Camera Guy:] It’s pretty darn close.
[Host Guy:] It’s sometimes true.
[Camera Guy:] It is sort of a generalization….
[Host Guy:] It is true, sometimes.
[Camera Guy:] But it’s kinda the way it goes. The other thing that’s absolutely true is that, I will write the shows that stink so badly that, you know they’re, they’re, they’re kind of chi- you know, everyone says the show is my child and that kind of thing…they’re the children you just want to abandon, you know, you just want to leave them with the- and not even leave them with a relative, just leave them, you know, take them to the gas station, “Go get me something…” and just drive away. I’m the one who writes those shows.
[Host Guy:] Not true! I wrote Portfolio Ninjas…before then it-
[Camera Guy:] No but-
[Host Guy:] Come on, that was like a-
[Camera Guy:] I think some worse is like the crowning uh, I mean that… And I wrote another one that’s, that’s about cooking bacon that I think is never gonna air! *Laughs* Because it’s just so horrible! But, you see, when I wrote it it was like, “Oh, this is so good! This is so wonderful!” and then it just like totally tanks.
[Host Guy:] I just, I realized during underground week that your job requires lots more work than mine. Mine requires much more humiliation than yours…
[Camera Guy:] Yes, it does.
[Host Guy:] Yours requires much more work than mine.
[Camera Guy:] Yes, I would take the work over the humiliation, I think.
[Host Guy:] You think so?
[Camera Guy:] Plus I don’t get called idiot all the time!
[Host Guy:] Yours is a safer position.
[Camera Guy:] Well, you know, it’s funny. It’s funny reading the posts and seeing people say stuff like, “Man this guy’s lost all credibility!” and I just have to laugh because, you know, what if I wrote that one? *Laughs* You know, there you are, taking the heat for me. It’s a happy thing, at least in Jedd land, it’s a happy thing.
[Host Guy:] The best part about filming you where you can’t see your mouth is we could dub any audio over this part.
[Camera Guy:] Oh, and we have!
[Host Guy:] Yeah. I think your job is more fun than mine…can you comment on that, how your job is more, I mean, your job is more, this is the way more fun job, that’s what I’m trying to say. Can you comment on that?
[Camera Guy:] I agree.
[Host Guy:] We’ve heard there’s this video of you that you won’t release…
[Camera Guy:] No.
[Host Guy:] But you should, but, but the guy in front of the camera’s constantly trying to get you to release this video, but you won’t do it.
[Camera Guy:] No comment.
[Host Guy:] And it’s really funny.
[Camera Guy:] Still no comment.
[Host Guy:] And it involves dancing and it’s really funny.
[Camera Guy:] We’re gonna cut that part out.
[Host Guy:] Aaaaawwwwww! Is your dignity still intact?
[Camera Guy:] We’ll see after it’s edited.
[Host Guy:] Any other comments?
[Camera Guy:] Can I get behind the camera now?
[Host Guy:] Sure.
Transcribed by: Shannon*
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The Perspicacious Loris
You're a great cameraman, Brett!The Chuck That is Norris
Even if you weren't blacked out, you're standing with your back to us lol.Mati
Ok audience....using special frequency filters, I mananged to take the impression of the cameraguy and made a pic. Anyone ...Jair
@the brothers winn I realised that after i posted the comment (stupid stupid). I got names confused... so sorry.The Brothers Winn
@Jair It is true that Brett (the guy in front of the camera) is friends with his brother, and there ...Jair
If you REALLY want to see a picture of the camera guy (sorry for video you have to buy the ...meggiebean
no, no glasses. because he turns around and you see his eyelashes. and no glasses line...GameDroid98
Ha! I bought to DVD so I've seen Camera Guy! And yes Brett, you are a good camera guy. (In ...Space_Cadet
:O The Camera Guy has glasses and I think hair like Brett. We must piece this together!THE SEER [22]
Your so ugly you have to hide?secret keeper
just so you know... i liked the bacon video... ;) www.mysteriousways.webs.comHuTcH
We want the cooking bacon episode!!!Nospinplease
You are a very good camera guy Brett!Hahaha. I love key lime pie! =D Funny vid.steph {207}
hello there camera guy. sorry i havent been posting in the last few days i just got back from disney ...Johnb300m
Jedd, very nice to finally meet you! For all of you whos lives are incomplete for not seeing Jedd, get over ...Jzyehoshua
Hmm... is Jedd by any chance the guy in the January 17th show, Vote With Your Feet? He ...Teagan [22]
Yes, um, we TOTALLY got to see the real Jedd *cough cough* Cause we rule.KD
i have a strange feeling that the [22]'s got to see the real Jedd.....NOT FAIR!! all we got to see ...Danny
You're a great camera-man, Brett. In fact, so much so that I think you should replace Jedd, and let us ...jjf+4.5
wow! there are so many things i could write here... because i know you both... hmmm... (think, think, think...) how ...Soul Sister
YES. Mission accomplished!Rob B {207}
And I will bring the hypercam and a 100 GB flash drive ^.^Meandering {207}
No offense, but I was indifferent about seeing he camera guy. Good episode however. I agree with everyone ...nicek123
You’re a great camera man, Brett!!! Your Awesome!!Lilmissgeek [22]
Ice cream is SO VERY important and it definitely can be eaten any day at any time of the year. ...Danielle G
Very artistic camera-work there - I'm sure there's symbolism in every frame...maybe?Hannes
Excellent web site I will be visiting oftenTeagan [22]
Yes! High five to all the [22]'s! We suceeded! Camera, we totally brain you. You did so well. Brett, as ...thorondor {207}
Hey Brett, I think you should try and find a new line of work. Oh wait, I mean stop trying to ...ianhunn
I want to see the video about bacon.Laura
You're a good cameraman, Brett, but you'd be even better if you did awesomely, instead of just awesome.nick
You're a great camera man Brett.ali-gator [22]
you're a great camera man brett.Rob B {207}
i demand the bacon episode. You’re a great camera man, Brett. /liesJoest
You're a horrible camera man, Brett.Laura B
Dance little man dance!!!TheMBC
Very funny. I still want to see the guy behind the camera, however!Huscarl
Hey Jed, I never would have guessed you were black. Just kidding:-), great show as always!Demoness [22]
Hmm, now, what did that button say?Dror
Is seems so dramatic...KD
YES...i want to see the dancing video!! please oh please!!Kel Miller
You're a great camera man, Brett! (And Jedd's a great in-front-of-the-camera-obscured-guy!). Since desserts are so important, you should do a ...Mr. Q [22]
you are a great camera guy Brett we brain you HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-SEENMr. Q [22]
thanks guys awesome videoandreacro
You ARE great camera man.Ray
cool effects. try pixelation over the face next timeHeidi
Yes, we brain you!Rabble of Redheads [22]
Way to go Brett...dignity intact!!Snowmanincave [22]
Aww, we brain you Camera man. In all your censored glory.Russ [22]
You're a great camera man, Brett! And thanks for reversing the roles. That was awesome.Heidi
Deserts are very important, and I'm sorry Brett, you are not a good camera guy. We learned that from the ...Curtis
You guys must be brothers. You look so much alike. Good job fill-in host guy. And good ...Jesse’s Mom [22]
You're a great camera man Brett! And Jedd, TOTALLY agree with you on desserts - very important: right up there ...Jesse’s Mom [22]
Two Cents!