David writes, "What do women want? Pretty much explain women...good luck! Lol"
David writes, “What do women want? Pretty much explain women…good luck! Lol”
That’s a tough question, and not because the mystical women psyche aspect of it, it’s really incomplete. What do you mean what do women want? What do women want from what? From me, from him, from you?
I’m assuming you mean from you, but that would make answering this question almost impossible because I don’t know you! But that will never stop me from answering the question! I don’t have to know you. I’m just going to make you up.
Let’s look at women as a giant spectrum that goes from needy to crazy and everything in between. Some women are needy, and they’ll require everything. And then some women are low maintenance and they don’t want much, which initially sounds good, but then you realize that includes you. And then there are women that are anti-maintenance, no matter how much you try, you would have been better off if you didn’t!
But those are all just generalizations; your average woman is going to require just a little bit more than what you’ve got. Take camera guy’s wife for example, she demands a whole lot more than what he’s got. I shouldn’t have said that.
When we asked her, she said she wanted security, adventure and chocolate. Hey, two out of three is not bad, I mean on a Skewed Bell curve, that’s a solid C. C for camera guy!
Honestly, this is the kind of woman you want, the one that will accept you for your 66% achievement level and at the same time inspire you to do better. But I digress, that’s what you want from a woman, not what she wants from you.
So let’s get rid of all those stereotypes and preconceived notions and stick with the list. You know, the list. They’ve all got one.
Car? Check! House? No! Ridiculously good looking…
Here are the four things that if you don’t know, you’re going to be sleeping on the couch some day.
How are you going to treat your woman? R.E.S.P.E.C.T. What does that mean to you? Groveling. That’s what it means to you. Real respect isn’t a yes ma’am no ma’am kind of thing, it’s a love thing! How well would you take care of a Ferrari! But do not tell her you’re imagining she is a car! That would ruin everything!
Confidence! Women apparently like a man that’s confident. Not arrogant, there’s a difference and if you’re not sure what the difference is? You’re arrogant! Let’s move on.
Number three, listen, it’s so easy, but you’re still not doing it! Yeah MacGuyver, I know you think you can solve all her problems with gum, wire and duck tape and maybe you can, but she doesn’t want you too! If you don’t hear these words: “Can you help me with this?” then don’t! Just keep making this face: “hmm, really? Wow, that is so messed up!”
And the last, possibly biggest one we found on our list was to be treated like an individual. So David, in answer to your question, I think what women really want, is for you to realize that generalizing about what women want is not really what women want!
Here is a novel idea! Try asking the woman what she wants and then listen! That’s what we did. We wrote to all the women in [22] and asked them what they wanted! That’s how we found out, and then we used this face!
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DeadlySerious(220)
CHOCLATE!!!!!!!!!!!! You must have a suggestion be put on the show to be a (220) less hassel thean [22] more than {207}!Lodinkinni [22]
Just a side note: Generalizations on women work much the same as generalizations about men or children with learning disabilities: Though not ideal, they do lay a groundwork that can eventually lead to individualized treatment. Without categories and generalization, however, finding the proper way to approach any one girl is like ... morekd
JD Read Meandering's 1st comment....(hint,hint)jjf+4.5
for all those still wondering... the chocolate has been delivered... just not to you. Mrs. Camera Guy will soon have the box in her hot little hands! (eat quickly or handle with care.)CFTW {207}
Meandering: In case you didn't see the comment in "Demanding Shirts"... just log in to the blog and post.steph {207}
what do you need to talk about meandering? e-mail me at chicwithsmiles4u@aim.com if you need to =]Meandering {207}
To all {207}; We need to discuss something urgent, when and where should we do this? Thanks, MeanderingMeandering {207}
I agree. ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS AND THEN GIVE IT TO HER! As a man I figured this out a while ago. Another hint to guys out there as the holidays are sneeking up on us, Women love it when you get them something they mentioned ... moreMaria
forget Kristina! do the R-E-S-P-E-C-T thing over and over again until tedium! due to it's ridiculous hilarity. <33Madalina
:))) i think we will use that face when you will need something from us...... but...the chocolat? where is it?kristina
uh... don't do the RESPECT thing again... kristinaSnowmanincave [22]
Send them an email, they'll help you out. It took this incompetent ages to figure out the ins and outs of "click here to register". [I do not brain my brain]look behind you
what happened! i worte you guys a theme song and you promised me that i would become a [22] but i can log in for some reason.....help would be nicesteph {207}
This really wasn't what i needed to know. I'm a girl and I don't fly that way, I'm straight... Anyway all that was true we do like to be listened to, treated as an idividual, and if you do want to know what we want all you have to do ... moreSnowmanincave [22]
Just yesterday I was thinking "gee, it'd be great to see you guys on TV". Stop reading my brain. It's mean. [harhar]Laura B
We like to change the list every once and a while just to mess with our men. My husband has figured this out. He's a keeper! (15 years and counting!)andreacro
So, where is her chocolate? :-)Russ [22]
I think my wife concurs. She tells me your list is "pretty accurate." (Notice how well I'm listening already. Check.)Rabble of Redheads [22]
yeah....whers her chocolate? and while youre at it can i have one of your famous waffles camera guy?Curtis
I see a-whole-nother shirt idea that can help the guys on this one.Jennifer McKenzie
My husband manages that "I'm listening" look without his eyes glazing over. I figured that made him a keeper. I think you nailed it. Ask us. And then don't wait seven years later to ask again. Just sayin'.Ray
"Iron my shirt" doesn't work to well either.......... especially at a woman's lib rally.Teagan [22]
Hmm...I can't even remember what I told you. Something about all women are different...or something like that.Nospinplease
=) I do want to be treated like an individual. Not you women are always so emotional. That drives me up a wall. That respect thing you did was halirious.pkw
After much discussion and reflection upon past experiences, the men of "Red Green" concluded that Women really wany is: 1) a New VCR 2) World Peace 3) no socket wrenchesMrs. Camera Guy
So... where's my chocolate?Drorharush [22]
I'm confused.