Time to get dangerous.
Time to get dangerous! You only have so much vacation time and who wants to blow it reading Harry Potter? Harry Potty? What? You’ve gotta love those wands. Flatulinum combusto! Underpantus constrictium! It’s a delightful set of books.
No, it’s the time to go bury yourself in a corner and read. Now is the time to make memories abusing friends and terrifying siblings. Here are a few Brothers Winn favorites. Does you’re mom have any clothes pins lying around the house? Not anymore. Grab two and pull them apart and you can make a clothes pin gun. All you need to do is reversing the spring, holding them together and tape the end. This is my magic wand. Expellaramous!
And the reason why you need all moms clothes pins is simple. Ammo. You can stick anything you want in here like spit balls or tiny action figures. But clothes pin halves work best. They’re especially useful because they help you cock the firing mechanism. Now you can leave the wet laundry on the floor and spend hours chasing each other around the house, breaking things. Ah, the Christmas memories.
For those of you that have a strict no firearms policy don’t be sad. We found a way around that too. All you need are Popsicle sticks or these little skinny ones we found at the craft store. That’s right boys, craft stores aren’t just for mommy anymore. What makes these little sticks so special is that with a little time and Christmas magic you can weave them into exploding throwing stars.
Role call! Standard star! Snowflake star! X star! Crazy star! Mega star! And Hanukkah star! Each one explodes on contact! You wanna see it? Of course you do! H-ya! How about one more in slow-mo? H-yaaaa!
And you don’t have to limit yourself to one style or shape either. You can disguise them as festive holiday crafts like real ninjas would. Look what I made for the tree Mom! Crazy star attack! They’ll never know what hit them… because it’ll be in pieces.
And if your parents ever figure out where you learned this stuff just send them to the terms of use video!
Windows star. It breaks easily.
Aaaagh! Hanukkah star attack!
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mjb3190
HANUKKAH STAR ATTACK >:-O that would sell t-shirts...legoclone
my sister music freak made one of those guns. And before I could make them she had used the others for ammo. Now she is buying hundreds.musicfreak
I wish it to be known that over Christmas break I do a ton of reading! However, I did take the last three wooden clothspins (mom mostly uses plastic now :P)and make a clothspin gun, but it turns out our clothspins are a different shape so I had to mess ... moreNospinplease
hahahaha! That is so funny! You guys are amazing! Christmas star attack! lol!Tae
FYI, I nearly died just now. Literally. Of asphyxiation from laughing too much. I AM UTILIZING THIS KNOWLEDGE IN THIS VIDEO. Please note the all-caps for emphasis. My life will never be the same. Thanks, Brothers Winn!steph {207}
Muahaha! Now I know how to annoy my sisters even more!!threeofclubs
If you combine yesterday's show about fatty foods and today's show about fun weapons, you have to talk about the Killer McDonalds Fry Box. Next time you're in McDonalds, order a large fries, dump them out onto your tray before the grease soaks into the box, then reach into ... moreIngrid [22]
Reloading is difficult... I broke a nail... ..... ..... ..... this feels like I'm 8 years old again... ah well, enough fun, back to the grownup activity of cleaning my houseIngrid [22]
whaaa, I tried it, how cool. I've never ever heard of this before!who said
Being the baby sister with four older brothers I needed this video. Watch out boys! This year's family Christmas party will be dangerous.Meandering {207}
AWESOME!! If only I had clothespins handy I'd shoot stuff all over the office! Thanks for the holiday cheer!Scott
Don't forget Lego grenades! It is easy to make a collection of highly fragmentary devices (not a huge, nose-breaking, solid mass) out of Legos. Then close the doors, so the pieces at least stay in the same room. Next build up your barricades, and have at it. It's like an indoor snowball fight but with little pieces of plastic. Hopefully the "terms of use" apply to forum comments as well. No one lost an eye when we did this. . . It does require a bit of clean up, but it was good "your ... lots moremarc
Amazing!!!!!!! I laughed so much!Danielle G.
Hanukkah Star, attack!!! Man, I had a whole bunch of useless clothespins lying in my drawer...forget using them to actually hold stuff together; I'm making a clothespin ARSENAL! Thanks, WYOTK! ^_^jakesomething
This video has really changed my life. Thank you so much!GoddessOfWisdom
Thank god I got rid of all my clothespins. Otherwise, I know what my precious little monsters would be doing this Christmas break.OxymoronX
Yes!!! Now I can go to Hogwarts and hang on the ceiling "upside down" (Oxymoron) and wait for those lil b*****ds and shoot them with my new arsenal!!! Death to all Ignoramus Book Wormus!!!sicktwistedgeek
I want to make a clothespin gun now. Hehehe clothespin gun attack.wx5aaa
Did that last year with my son. Didn't work out so well with Mom. We just stick to spy vs spy pranks.nick
That is awesome, I'm going to do that right now.