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I'm new having only seen 3 of your videos today but--- I would love to have a shirt that says: "Life without humor is dead!"
I don't know if you ever said it but it is my motto to live by.
I also live in the lower left hand corner of the USA.
ok my idea is for a female it should be "look up hunny"
and for a male "i know you cant resist me" and for a pregenant lady "does my tum look big in this" thats all i can think of ohhh w8 "ThE EdItOr dId tHiS oNe" lol
"Baby Cannonball" With a graphic of a baby in a nappy (diaper to you odd Americans) doing the standard cannonball jump into a pool (well, you'd just show the surface I guess, being as minimal as possible and all)
How about . . . a little math . . . or a lot of math . . . scattered across the the enitre shirt with "Ninjanomics" or "like a ninja" or some such in bold type on the back
Antidisestablishmentarianism
..keeping it the way it is..
second line in smaller print
...you know you want it
must be avalible in green
forrest green does not count
all geniuses have paticularities
i got tons of ideas =P
herd mentality- put a star on the shirt and the back say now i belong or something
disapearing technology- we're number one!
global warming- clouds: jacking up the planet hard core
cheating death- happy birthday on the front then on the back ha now youve cheated death again 365 more days of you
gutenberg book club- nerd power!!
mad genious- crazy people arent just mad their mad geniuses
happiness what a bummer- you too can become one with the cosmos for just 19.95! then on the back or just watch whatyououghttoknow
happy family reunion- we are all related: one big happy family
doughnations- ... more (153 words)
There are many great quotes you guys have said that could be put on a T-shirt. My favorites are "You know there's nasty there (which I have used in my daily life now)" and "Nerd Power". However others I like are:
From Botox - "Are you ready for your toxin?"
From Fruit & Allergies - "When you have to have that fresh off the tree taste ... because you're a hippie."
From Brushing & Flossing - "Start Scrubing" (Picture of a tongue
From Procrastination - "Procrastination is artform that we've perfected."
From Translating Advertising - "Advertising is all about almost lying."
From Warm Heads ... more (147 words)
ooo or
"million dollar idea to save us from global warming!"
then on the back:
"A tree" then a picture of a tree and underneth that "Where's my million dollars!?"
How about on the front you have a picture of Chicken Little
and then on the back:
"Don't except what you're spoon fed, listen to both sides, and then if you want to run around saying the sky is falling you are will informed"
I love the shirt idea... (maybe set it up like it comes straight from a dictionary page...)
Romantic Comedy:
City scape, theme music, meant for each other, misunderstanding, chase scene, make up, make out, theme music, city scape, and done!
Also:
WYOTK: We Are NOT Responcible! (in smaller print or on the back: Knowledge is a powerful tool. And people with power tools usually hurt themselves...)
I like the idea of the mental math one, but you have to put the equation that was wrong on there, no one but the people who figured it out will know which one :)
-"Doughnation"
-"Mad Genius"
-A picture of the steripen and the words, "This baby's got your number, e coli."
-Wachawdano: "High on entertainment, low on education. That's them, not us."
-"Does this camera make me look fat?"
-"Looks like I'm headed for another Mexican Standoff."
-A google logo and the words, "They know too much."
You should make a shirt for your episode about mental math. It could have a bunch of the equations mentioned in the show, and in the center, it would say, "NERD POWER!!!"
After my 3rd time through your collection (181 strong, yay!); my favourite 5:
- A shirt with front-of-camera-brother's 57 different eye mannerisms. Looks. Things. Whatever you call them, they're freaking hilarious.
- City scape, theme music, meant for each other, misunderstanding, chase scene, make up, make out, theme music, city scape, and done.
- BCC me.
- It's like falling off a logarithm.
- Knowledge is a powerful tool. And people with power tools usually hurt themselves, so...
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Paige
Shh! Enough happiness. - Sledge Hammerbabingo
Do your language guide phrases as a shirt. The Mongolian on the front, American on the back. Or a list of the "types" of vegatarians.ACE
ICE.......on your phone Christmas lights....in record time!auralord
WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE!BK
I dont like new things!IAmAnOxyMoron08
This little piggy... turned into bacon! yum!Meandering {207}
Atom Smasher - Get Ready to Suck!Jesse’s Mom [22]
You're a cultureless choco-barbarian.Kristina M
*****PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!****** You have to do one about your global warming ep. "water vapor, jackin up the planet hardcore"Teagan [22]
ooooo! "There's a reason there's a double o in google"The WYOTK Stalker
"Because I'm cheap like that." Must. Must. Must!Soul Sister [22]
"Whatever sizzles your bacon."andreacro
Secret [22]nicek123
UnDeRgRoUnD FaShIoN!!Evan
From Fireworks - Hmph...ManlySnowmanincave [22]
You taping ducks to things. Quack.CFTW {207}
Awfully Good Act Naturally Almost Exactly Alone Together Clearly Misunderstood Definite Maybe Exact Estimate Found Missing Genuine Imitation Good Grief Passive Aggressive Peace Force Pretty Ugly Resident Alien Sweet Tart Icy Hot Instant Classic Continuing Resolution Nothing Much Pronounced Silence Loosely Packed Liquid Gas Hopelessly Optimistic Fresh Frozen Deliberately Thoughtless Original Copy Current History Rolling Stop Same Difference Silent Scream Small Crowd Sweet Sorrow Synthetic Natural Gas Terribly Pleased Tight Slacks Jumbo Shrimp Working Vacation Living Dead Incorrect Facts Intentional Accident Freezer Burn Sanitary LandfillMrs. W
I'm new having only seen 3 of your videos today but--- I would love to have a shirt that says: "Life without humor is dead!" I don't know if you ever said it but it is my motto to live by. I also live in the lower left hand corner of the USA.Etre
It's like falling off a logarithm.Etre
Liddlidaly.SciroccoTDI
"Billions being blown on hot gas, please, stop contributing with your breath"Sam
A picture of George W. Bush with "It's Like Kicking A Puppy" underneath it.Aaren Fiedler
"I need bubbles... to feel clean." with a cartoon character foaming at the mouth. may be a tooth brush in hand.Jordan
oh i got one "if your reading this then you have just wasted a chunk of your life" i'm new here so i thought i would give this a tryKristina M
Something about global warming and then: "Clouds, jacking up the planet hardcore!" You guys rock!Look Behind You
"you are a well informed panic master!" from the global warming showCrazyDave
"Hurray for Jason!"dazman
ok my idea is for a female it should be "look up hunny" and for a male "i know you cant resist me" and for a pregenant lady "does my tum look big in this" thats all i can think of ohhh w8 "ThE EdItOr dId tHiS oNe" lolkd
"i'm not the only idiot around here"0612
The one from the show about vulgarities: "we never say blank" :PErnesto
"i'm cheap like that" printed in money greenspoco2
"Baby Cannonball" With a graphic of a baby in a nappy (diaper to you odd Americans) doing the standard cannonball jump into a pool (well, you'd just show the surface I guess, being as minimal as possible and all)thorondor
How about . . . a little math . . . or a lot of math . . . scattered across the the enitre shirt with "Ninjanomics" or "like a ninja" or some such in bold type on the backThe Lady [22]
Antidisestablishmentarianism ..keeping it the way it is.. second line in smaller print ...you know you want it must be avalible in green forrest green does not count all geniuses have paticularitiesKristina M.
From 21st Century Toilets: Germs: They're Dirty.Marc
Diamonds, there aren’t worth nearly what your paying for them. But boy, are they sparklely.Levi
Along the "I brain you" line, I think you should make the one with a real looking heart!Dror
Why I hate paypal episode: ‘Paypal, You’re Gonna Pay, Pal.’Shikeishuu
>>> A google logo and the words, “They know too much.” >>> This is easier than printing money! >>> BCC me.steph
i got tons of ideas =P herd mentality- put a star on the shirt and the back say now i belong or something disapearing technology- we're number one! global warming- clouds: jacking up the planet hard core cheating death- happy birthday on the front then on the back ha now youve cheated death again 365 more days of you gutenberg book club- nerd power!! mad genious- crazy people arent just mad their mad geniuses happiness what a bummer- you too can become one with the cosmos for just 19.95! then on the back or just watch whatyououghttoknow happy family reunion- we are all related: one big happy family doughnations- ... more (153 words)Meandering
There are many great quotes you guys have said that could be put on a T-shirt. My favorites are "You know there's nasty there (which I have used in my daily life now)" and "Nerd Power". However others I like are: From Botox - "Are you ready for your toxin?" From Fruit & Allergies - "When you have to have that fresh off the tree taste ... because you're a hippie." From Brushing & Flossing - "Start Scrubing" (Picture of a tongue From Procrastination - "Procrastination is artform that we've perfected." From Translating Advertising - "Advertising is all about almost lying." From Warm Heads ... more (147 words)wx5aaa
....And were back! Like a bakers lie.mrgrinsters [22]
how about " please flame responsably " and yes the stripen song and nerd powerTeagan
I do agree with the "NERD POWER!!" One.Nospinplease
ooo or "million dollar idea to save us from global warming!" then on the back: "A tree" then a picture of a tree and underneth that "Where's my million dollars!?"Nospinplease
How about on the front you have a picture of Chicken Little and then on the back: "Don't except what you're spoon fed, listen to both sides, and then if you want to run around saying the sky is falling you are will informed"XianKroy
I love the shirt idea... (maybe set it up like it comes straight from a dictionary page...) Romantic Comedy: City scape, theme music, meant for each other, misunderstanding, chase scene, make up, make out, theme music, city scape, and done! Also: WYOTK: We Are NOT Responcible! (in smaller print or on the back: Knowledge is a powerful tool. And people with power tools usually hurt themselves...)ALLSurvivor
I like the idea of the mental math one, but you have to put the equation that was wrong on there, no one but the people who figured it out will know which one :)pkw
we second the "Knowledge is a powerful tool, and People with power tools usually end up hurting themselves..."Danny
"Push the button, monkey, push it."Danny
-"Doughnation" -"Mad Genius" -A picture of the steripen and the words, "This baby's got your number, e coli." -Wachawdano: "High on entertainment, low on education. That's them, not us." -"Does this camera make me look fat?" -"Looks like I'm headed for another Mexican Standoff." -A google logo and the words, "They know too much."Danny
You should make a shirt for your episode about mental math. It could have a bunch of the equations mentioned in the show, and in the center, it would say, "NERD POWER!!!"0612
How about something shorter, like "Whachawdano"? :DMarc
"Spine snapped in half? Leg missing? Brain… exploded? No problem, we’ll just grow you a new one."Simon Thorne (Designertoxophilite)
"Ahhhhhh i'm a ninja" "ypu're not just mad... you're a mad genious" "Yep like I said, you're all in.... This is easier than printing money!"Mike H
After my 3rd time through your collection (181 strong, yay!); my favourite 5: - A shirt with front-of-camera-brother's 57 different eye mannerisms. Looks. Things. Whatever you call them, they're freaking hilarious. - City scape, theme music, meant for each other, misunderstanding, chase scene, make up, make out, theme music, city scape, and done. - BCC me. - It's like falling off a logarithm. - Knowledge is a powerful tool. And people with power tools usually hurt themselves, so...Ingrid
"I'm cheap like that" "You know there is nasty there" And of course the nerd power! :PLoretta Zimmerman
I want the steripen song and nerd powerweggles
"Hot Gas isn't so bad"Soul Sister [22]
Nerd Power!deadlyserious
The steripen song Steripen Steripen making it safe to drink poopdeadlyserious
You have to do the facts one. I beg of you.